taupetoupee:

unseilie:

When I was thirteen I decided that I should know what an intense electrical shock felt like, so I walked half a mile to the neighbor’s house at night and was going to touch the back of my hand to his electric fence. However, as I approached the house I saw the silhouette of him having sex with his wife through the kitchen window and I ran away.

I was not expecting that plot twist.

queerard:

i like to alternate between chatspeak and actual words to show that i am educated but also carefree and fun 2 be around

nickiminajvevo:

Miranda Costco

harry-eat-my-tacos:

One Direction - Quick Changes - Part 2/3

holy shit porn

ricksanscrotum:

i talk about wanting a boyfriend but i dont even know what id do with one like what do you just kiss him and then leave him alone in a corner how often does it eat